Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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