You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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