My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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