You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
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