I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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