Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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