No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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