If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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