that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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