Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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