Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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