Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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