Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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