I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
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