So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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