i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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