he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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