Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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