So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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