Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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