it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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