No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
Randomize
