we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
