I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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