sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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