He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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