are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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