Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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