I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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