How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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