"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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