is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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