so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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