"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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