I just cut my nipple shaving
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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