Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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