i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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