I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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