i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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