id be glad to
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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