You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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