The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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