My room smells like vodka and shame
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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