It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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