Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Randomize
