party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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