how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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