the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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