she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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