So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
The chlamydia really affected his face.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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